Tummy Distress Syndrome

Tummy Distress Syndrome or TDS occurs when a person suffers a severe tummy-ache due to either consumption of unhygienic food, food which is not well cooked, or alien bacteria infected the food because of dirty hands.

Symptoms:

• Excruciating pain on the tummy
• Sensation to vomit/puke
• Dizziness
• Dehydration
• Diarrhea
• Lack of appetite
• Spending most time in the WC
• Sometimes, lost of consciousness

Yes, I am the victim of the TDS, I highly suspects that the CKT that I ate on last Tuesday, and yes I spend most time in the

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-N.

Mess in the Thoughts

I'm not sure why.

But, there are many things spiralling in my brain's nucleus that made me couldn't sleep properly.

*****

Rackus

I was wondering what's bing bang noise early in the morning other than the usual buzzing and humming machinery sounds from UTAR and the Golf Course and I saw







MPKJ in action. I think the owner of MZ's heart is crushed has he hard-earned beautified Roman pillars were destroyed simply knocked down by the bulldozer.


Actually I could get a close up photo, but better not with MPKJ officers sniffing around.


*****


I was wondering. Why am I not smiling recently.


I feel so tensed up.




-N.

ShoO SHOO

*exhales*

Finally.


I can relax now. Peacefully.


After 4 hours of lecture classes and one and the half hours of tutorial, I finally could have a break and rest.


Well, that's not the issue of the day.


However, a desperate student (he should be thanking me for free publicity) somehow smsed and miss called me several times. Fortunately, I have installed a nifty and useful application in N95 to block that particular number.


Two semester ago, this desperate student transferred to my class, which is currently somehow awarded the 'most popular' or best choice class (which I don't even know), and probably a hype among  the 'exiled' students from other classes wish to transfer to my class.

However, this desperate student is unique.

This student who happily claimed that his previous class, group 10 has been dissolved and has been transferred to my class when I asked him the reason of transferring to my class. On that time, I was still blur with the total number of tutorial classes which is declining each semester. However, I did feel suspicious on the way he spoke to me.  A week later, when we about to start our assignments, I did ask him whether is he joining us for the Organizational Behaviour assignment, he rejected me black and white and I thought he probably found a group that he desired. The following week, his existence in my class is as good as the forgotten legend.

One fine day after the assignment report dateline, he called me. He spoke with me in a rude manner on asking me whether I could allow him to put his name in the assignment report while he will participate for the presentation. I was so furious. Not that he does not do his assignment, but instead of asking help on how to do the assignment, he was asking me to add his name into my precious assignment done by my precious group members? If I had say yes to him, this will be extremely unfair to my group members to a hard effort into the assignment. Plus, I was quite fumed when he only wanted to present in the my group, not helping with the assignment report which I asked him earlier, and he rejected me.This is totally absurd and ridiculous. My firm decision does not break his hope on mission on inserting his name to the my assignment report. He called my one of my group member (which my group member rejected) and "haunted" him just for that same old lame reason.

After more than half a year, I thought his finally made his way through the right path.


But. He STARTED it again.


Initially, I am not sure who was that asking me for my friend's number. I thought it probably his friend who know me but somehow lost his number. When I called him back and asked for his name. I was shocked.


Horribly shocked and furious at the same time, wondering what is this mischievous guy is trying to do. He sounded as if he has another malicious plan again. I'm apologize terribly to my friend and warned him to not pick up his call.


After few days, no news. I thought it was case settle.


BUT.


He called me again. 


That was Friday morning. He interrupted my reading and he gave me the same reason that he used 6 months plus ago.


That time, we just handed up our Advanced Accounting Practice assignment.


He wanted me to put his name again.


He begged me for sympathy as if the FGO is going to expel him to Kampar.


He gave me all kinds of lame and illogical excuses, which I don't understand.


I shouted at him, because he had just wasted my precious time and I warned him no to disturb my friend. I stressed clearly to him that if he wanted to join my class then he has to get consensus from each and every of my classmates. I told him my tutorial venue and time as for his last chance to beg mercy from my classmates. I also did told him that all my class's assignment's groups are full and nobody is going to entertain you. He did not believe me.


What he believe is my friend who is an angel and able to help him and solve all his pyramid of problems.



Then he stopped calling.


Again, I though this is the last.




Then, last Saturday, he happily called me and asked for my friend's number again.

I was so frustrated the way he asked and the way he speaks. I ended his call almost instantly.


Then today.


He smsed me first.


Then call.


Fortunately I have blocked his number when he smsed me. Thus, I could enjoy the bliss of the boring lectures.


One of my friend decided to help me to end my misery by calling him back and talk with him and see what he wants. Unfortunately, that rude fellow just ended the call after a few minutes of conversation. He still insisted to know my other friend's number (not the friend who is doing the talking). And he said that he was his friend and he knows I was his friend but he doesn't know me. I was like stunned. Since he doesn't know me, how come he has my number and why did he called me and begged me like nobody's business? 


Hmm. Fine.


I don't know you too.


Since you like my friend so much, go and get the number personally from him as well as his signature, don't forget to ask about his birthday just in case you feel so touched from his kindness and wanted to repay him.


I'll never ever ever ever never going to answer your call.


You hopeless brat.


-N.



P.S.: Many thanks to my friends who supported me and assisted me to get rid of this nuisance nut case. =D





P.S.2: I really do hope to trap him in the torture chamber from the Book of the Dead left him inside there since he was so annoying.

Connected

After a gazillion years, I have finally found myself connected to the Internet.

 

-N. 

P.S.: Is Google going to dominate the operating system market from Microsoft by using Chrome OS?

e3 2009

Image from Sony Insider

Its another year of e3 or Electronic Entertainment Expo.

Yet I could only droll from the images from the Internet.

I really do hope I could experience the following stuff:

• PSP Go
• Project Natal
• Sony's Motion Controller
• Assassins Creed's 2
• Simply watch the conference from Microsoft and Sony

Well, keep dreaming.

-N.

Disembarking Digital Notes

Gosh.

Despite all the PowerPoint files are less than 1MB, if it is going through a quantity multiplier, that's a lot!

This explains the reason I can't access to UTAR wble last night.

Most probably all students from various faculties are downloading all these nifty files simultaneously or simply hogging UTAR's bandwidth.

Anyways, we do pay for it, thus we shall utilize to its maximum capacity.

Back to reading Journals.

ciao.


-N.

Back Online

Many cultures do believe that an elephant is a symbol of luck.

Here my friend, Ally is able to obtain a souvenir from Thailand for me!

And the elephant's charm has allow me back to the Internet world (with P1)! Yippee!

Many thanks!


-N.

Level of Discreetness

 Adapted from Muse-Eek 

One fine day, you found your everyday good friend having a gloomy day and you feel that something is wrong with him, what's your actions?

1. ignore him - mind your own business
2. offering your poor ears to listen what's troubling him
3. give him a slap and punch and telling him that your life is more tough than his, thus he has no reason to be sad
4. say, "Serves you right" or "You deserve this" to him
5. motivate/cheer him up
6. avoiding him totally (taking him as a negative aura/bad chi)
   

What's your response if you have taken step 2 and he answered you sarcastically Private and Confidential? And then telling you that the reason he is not spilling it up because revealing it will expose his disadvantage to the entire world and somehow you will definitely take advantage of his disadvantage just like what Malaysian politicians do everyday?

Friend #01: *!#$%^&&*!(!&*^&@%^@%#!#!@&*##&!!(*$)(*%!$#*#&! him.
Friend #02: He just being paranoid. Just leave him as be.
Friend #03: .......................

My immediate response was just shocked, purely shock.

I was thinking, am I that kind person in the first place?

Will I use such a low-class or no-class technique to take advantage of my friend in the desperate situation?

I swallow my doubts immediately. I thought maybe that day is not the day he is able to express it out or just being over emotional.

But, as times passes, everytime he was gloomy and down, I was being shoot like nobody's business, being thrown into the cold and dark atmosphere of sacarstisim of his reply.

It makes me think that I am person who lacks of trust.

There's no wrong about keeping things private to yourself, I don't even want you to tell me everything and giving me a full report on what going on. That's simply ridiculous.

Couldn't you give a proper answer that you can't tell instead of being so sacastic?

It sounds as if I'm dumb imbecile or a criminal or the person of purposely offens you and asking you why you are sad.

If you are a stranger, I won't even bother of asking anything about you.

I just thought of playing a role of a good friend.

Perhaps, I haven't achieve that yet.

Or perhaps, I should take step 1, 4 and 6.

I have tried step 5 before, but ended up like a clown who trying to entertain a cow.

Lesson taken, if a person (especially a close/good/best friend) refuses to share anything when he/she is gloomy and down.

Just smile to yourself, put yourself in Malaysian's lackadaisical attitude. And say it to yourself, "Its another wonderful day today." =)

*****

My close friends declared that I'm a stereotyped good person and a person with a halo ring on top.

I'm speechless.

I do make mistakes as any other normal humans do.

I do feel lazy on doing certain things that I ought to do.

I'm not that a perfect person.


Probably that same statement has been implanted in someone's mind, and thinking that I am someone who is fishy or having malicious motives behind my good act.

My existence is like, too good to be truth.


They are all wrong.


Most of the time, I am more concern on how to improve myself than worrying so much promoting or expecting something out of good will unless I have all time in the world, which is impossible.

Of course, as human I do expect something sometimes.

But not all the time.

Whatever.


-N.

Downs and Ups

Phwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I feel like vommiting blood (literally) now.

*sighs*

I should be excited that my chunks of burdens (like mad-terms and crazy assignments) have finally lifted out, I don't feel the flow of energy filling me up.

Instead, I feel exhaustion.

Energyless

De-motivated

Gloomy

Dis-courage

Just like the speed of the internet now, crawling like old snail that is going to ends its life very soon.

*sighs*

I love to have a pinch of regeneration liquid now.

I shall resume my racing before heading to dreamland to seek peace.

And encouragement.

From unknown or God perhaps?

If only its rainning now,

It would do a good job in cooling the air.

That's all for now.

-N.

Corridors

One fine day if I have a foreign friend who is on his way to Malaysia.

Upon his arrival in KLIA, I will greet him with my open arms and say, "Welcome to Malaysia, the only country on earth that is filled with corridors!"

"Which corridor interest you the most?"

"We have Multimedia Super Corridor, Iskandar Corridor, Sabah Corridor, etc, etc.. Corridors"

Opps, enough of ramblings.

Back to assignments.

-End.

Being Dumb

Yup.

I don't know what makes me agree to do a short slide show FOR FREE after making me waiting for two hours, not forgetting that I had class from 8am to 6pm.

I was totally exhausted to reject.

Plain dumb.

Forget about the past, I shall prepare plans for the future if he request the slide show work.

Oh yeah, another FOC work again for the dear *************** society.

Again, too tired to think about the details of the request.

I regretted that I didn't take the pizza and smash and squash at his face.

Teach him a lesson to respect my time.

*SIGHS*

I am no barbarian.

Though I thought so.

I only can blame my thoughtless-ness when he made the request.

I shall learn to be more demanding.

NO more "CHARITY" WORK form now on.

-End.

Auditors are Beyond Human

Today, I met my Audit Practice lecturer and tutor.

Both are totally Not Human.

My lecturer gets himself a law and accounting degree with some high qualification but later refuses to practice neither of them for Heaven's reason to be a UTAR lecturer. He used almost an hour in the lecture class to explain his entire qualification (which I felt asleep).

My tutor who worked for 2 part time jobs when she was the same age with us, slept only 4 to 5 hours everything single day. Now, highly involved with multiple research projects with the Minister of Higher Education and Minister of Health, even help to set the first online timetable system for UTAR. Travels almost the entire globe despite terrorist and bombing threats, taking it as daily occurrence. A super workaholic. Despite that, she give consultation to students ranging from business to personal matters. She keep saying we youth have to have a life or enjoy life to fullest (I don't think I could enjoy mine if I placing the same situation with her, and personally, I think she is the one who is missing something in life).

My conclusion,

they are not human.

To be courteous, they are beyond human.

*Salutes*

Edit: Hold on I'm planning to be an auditor, I will be joining them as well, being beyond human.

-End.

Trivial Matters

RM391.85

That's the electricity of the Forest Green house.

With 3 months accrued.

My housemate could not stop babbling how expensive is it and keep comparing how low is their friends'.

I think if she could think, the size of our house, the number of attached heaters, the size of the refrigerator and not to forget some additional electronic stuff that eat electricity.

Besides, even if there's no additional electronic stuff, your habit of opening the freezer for 180 degree for more than a minute. Imagine how much cold air has gush out and the refrigerator has to put on the hard work to freeze the items back to zero temperature. Some irresponsible ones always love to leave the fridge not close properly.

Look at the condition of our ceiling fans, the blade are smudged with thick coating of black dust, making the fan need more power to spin at the maximum speed.

I have no idea what the reason of your habit of letting your awful clothes dry under the fan instead of under the hot sun or natural wind which is just a step away.

One cheimaphobia would like to bath at late nights with full blast of the heater meter, leaving dead hairs at the toilet floor for decorations.

Aren't you fortunate to have approximately RM130 per month electricity bill with much waste.

To be honest, I'm the one should do the complaining.

For last semester, I hardly even spend much time in that darn apartment except for dinners and sleepings.

The Internet speed is so slow that I hardly could download a single byte of data.

I don't even had the chance to switch on my computer.

I keep pondering, what have these 6 people have done?


Intensive manufacturing?


Intensive home theater system?


Happily using the washing machine with one or two clothing?


Allow their clothes to enjoy the luxury to blow under the fan?


Using the refrigerator as air-conditioner for the hall?


Damn you all people! Wake up! Stop babbling & comparing! Look at yourself!


P.S.: I have no intention to push the blame to anyone, this entire article purely non-frictional. frictional. Any names or behavior occur in this article is not purely co-incident with what I have recalled.


P.S.2: I have to EMPHASIZE this strictly, I dislike going out with couples! I don't want to be the shinning lamp post! {will elaborate some time later}


-End.

Back to City

From here.

Details later.

-End.

New Year Resolutions

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Skip the new year resolutions, as there are pointless to me. Will do better without it.

Hmm I wonder have you calculated, observed or experimented with your reading speed?

Recently, yeah I do.

The fastest I can go is 50 pages (those normal paperback-size book) per hour.

The variable on the book (which I categorized it as internal variable) will be the difficulties of the plot in the story, level of interest, attractiveness, the font size, used, whether with illustration or not, the predictability of the story, the depth of the English used, vocabulary.

The external variable will be the environment, location, level of noise, comfort, hunger, hydration and health.

All these variable will have direct and indirect impact on my level of concentration, the higher the level of concentration, the more words I could absorb in the shortest time frame.

Hmm, so far I can't go faster than that.

Either ways, I hope I could apply it to my studies, definitely it will helps a lot.

In addition, I found that if I managed to find the 'link' which the connection among your conscious  sub-conscious thinking able to synchronize (this is best I could explain in words) with the words or intended message the author wants to convey, it makes reading 10 fold faster, with understand, of course, not skipping any elaboration.

The more books I read, there's bad habit that I could not easily remove is my brain will filter highly descriptive stuff and will pin-point the main plot of the stories, which I could miss some interesting description.

I shall practise more to improve.

-End. 

2009.01.01

It's here now!

-End.

HOohohoho

End.

My BDay and Christmas Wishes

 Adapted from successbeginstoday.org without permission.

1 World Peace (HOHOHOHO)

2 4 Flags

3 Multi-trillionaire

4 Sony PlayStation 3

5 X1

6 Super Computer

7 Workless Lifestyle

That's my material side of me.

If I have my eyes closed and make wishes from my heart.

It's totally different.

I'm facing wishes discongruence.

........

What are wishes from my heart you ask?

They remain as mysterious secrets.

Happy Early Christmas Eve =)

End.